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I don't understand
Can you say that again?
Except this time
Without any clothes on
Oh snap, this got a DLD? This thing? really? well, I guess I should totally use this time to say "Hey, if you thought this was funny, maybe you should check out some of my other poems, which are pretty darn funny as well!" or I could just squander it as I fall back into obscurity. I like the latter. obscure is a cool word.

And this is how I'm rounding out the week. Enjoy, gaiz.

And yeah, as always, let me point your attention to the scroll over text (because I know many of you skip it.)
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DailyLitDeviations Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
Your wonderful literary work has been chosen to be featured by DailyLitDeviations in a news article that can be found here [link]
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Keep writing and keep creating.
LiliWrites Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Someone believed you deserve a DD! Your work has been featured here as a result! :heart:
Euxiom Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012

I love this.
InXplotch Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Thank you kindly, though I must ask, as I always do when someone comments on any of my works older than like... 2 days: "how, perchance, did you stumble upon this poem?"
Euxiom Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
You're welcome. `thorns actually linked it in a chatroom we were both in. :)
Moleboi Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Professional Writer
Brilliant! Was feeling pissed off until I read this. Love the way you use poetry as a form of comedy.
linklover51193 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Oh InXplotch <3 I love you for exactly this reason. The ability to randomly make jokes like this completely out of the blue when I'm least expecting it :D
i-am-a-bridgewalker Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...this is fabulous.

(cough and it sounds like something someone I know would say)

I am usually painfully serious with what I write and what I like and this just made my day outtanowhere.
InXplotch Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
I aim to please... or confuse, really either works.

Anyway, thank you kindly. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
i-am-a-bridgewalker Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
often the two are one and the same.
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